Conversation between Momma and Mr. Ben:
Momma: "How was your day at school?"
Mr. Ben: "Great. I have a girlfriend!"
Momma: "You do..."
Mr. Ben: "Yes. It's Tyrrany."
**Um, her name is Tyranny.
For real.
Until Thursday she had been Ben's ARCH nemisis.*
Momma: "Wow. You guys are getting along now."
Mr. Ben: "Yes. She even blew me a kiss across the room today. It hit me so hard I fell out of my seat and Mrs. Carter told me to get up!"
At this point, Momma's got nothing.
OMG this is my life.
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